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啥叫贫?看过了就知道了。

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花儿乐队 – 人人都爱80后 (小相声)                                                  
                                                                                 
哎呦唉呦 这倒霉摧的80后                                                          
哎呦唉呦 这蜜罐儿里的80后                                                        
哎呦唉呦 这不懂事儿的80后                                                        
人人都恨80后 人人都爱80后                                                        
                                                                                 
在我们那年代 从小缺爱长大缺钙                                                    
抱着孩子谈恋爱 骑二八能一千多迈!                                                 
哪儿像你们现在 从小补到二十才断奶                                                
挺机灵小伙子 就是分不出好赖!                                                     
                                                                                 
你瞅你带回家那位 那叫一个爱臭美                                                  
要是扔到古代 绝对就一白李逵!                                                     
她融合了瘸拐李的腿 和宋某某的嘴                                                  
坐那儿直招苍蝇 屎壳螂都当她粪球推!                                               
                                                                                 
你能给我气疯了 你那男友岁数                                                      
乾隆都得管他叫大哥!                                                              
满脸抬头纹 长得跟素丸子似的!                                                     
要是手榴弹一分钱一个                                                             
我真想扔他十万块钱的!                                                            
                                                                                 
虽然说一下生你就挨饿                                                             
一上学你没听课 一毕业就没工作                                                    
也不至于为了三瓜两枣 这么载歌载舞吧?                                             
你是怎么了?老母猪追大王八 那是你任务吗?!                                         
                                                                                 
你们没结婚 不懂爱情那么深                                                        
我跟你阿姨结婚二十多年 见天儿她净欺负人!                                         
一日夫妻百日恩 和尚吃素不吃荤                                                    
婚姻法上怎么写的? 菜刀不能随便抡!                                                
                                                                                 
他办个事太肉 打麻将又太臭                                                        
讲笑话不逗 就喝起酒来没有够!                                                     
揪起来抽抽!把他揪起来抽抽!                                                       
哦呦你还敢向我挑战?揪起来抽抽!!!                                                 
                                                                                 
如今生活现代化 男人女人化                                                        
女人野人化 你们得听过来人的话!                                                   
书到用时方恨少 钱到月底不够花                                                    
逮一蛤蟆能挤出团粉来 社会竞争多可怕!                                             
                                                                                 
不管你爸蹬三轮 还是你妈卖果仁                                                    
就算你祖宗八辈 一直前仆后继跳大神                                                
头上画一"耐克" 就得楞充包公的传人                                              
说出去人人夸你 高雅八耻好男儿!                                                   
                                                                                 
但别胡罗卜掉茅坑儿 真当自己是个角儿?                                             
这人生啊就是 练一辈子轻功 你得端住劲儿                                           
想舒服了没门儿! 容不得你跟这儿 ***And***!                                        
                                                                                 
记住谦虚使人进步 屎人都能进步!                                                   
遇事不怒 勤换内裤 基本吃素要知足!                                                
你想当领导没那觉悟 想当富翁没那脑子                                              
想当别人太太又是男的!想都没有用!                                                 
                                                                                 
浪子回头金不换 旧鞋旧衣服换鸡蛋!                                                 
实在不行跟我混吧 保你十年赚两万!                                                 
这么多钱啊!我听着肝儿都颤!                                                       
你到底是干什么的啊?!我做梦都想当大款!                                            
                                                                                 
我上顶天花板!我下踩红地毯!                                                       
我吃鲍鱼都往上返!我跨国贸易大老板!                                               
纯真片儿懒 走街串巷 高声呐喊:"修理伞!!!"                                       
                                                                                 
哎呦唉呦 这倒霉摧的80后                                                          
哎呦唉呦 这蜜罐儿里的80后                                                        
哎呦唉呦 这不懂事儿的80后                                                        
人人都恨80后 人人都爱80后                                                        
                                                                                 

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